Dan Sherman

"This page is loaded with information I attempted to make interesting for you lazy fucks. If you don't like it, you can complain to my ass. In which case, I'll respond by ripping off your head and shitting down your neck."

-Dan Sherman aka a rowdy teenager.

"Do you knowho whohat I did for this whoiki?! Do you?! Do you knowho the hours of whoork I spend on making my articles special and funny for you little shits?! Do you?! Now you have the balls to critize my whoork?!! I'm going to find out whohere you live, rip your fucking head off and shit dowhon your fucking neck!!"

-Dan Sherman being a who-racist.

Dan Sherman is the Self-Proclaimed Wikia Moderator. His favorite activities involve ballin, etittyng wiki articles and his most favorite, ripping a fart and pooping.

Personality
Dan is a very nice guy (nice guys finish last :'. Offering guests a doo doo of his personal poop hole, although many people either shut up or rage at him, because that's normal. Which in the latter case he rips a fart and poops.

He is a hard worker( syke), etittyng most pages on the wiki to make them seem shreksy. Although he attempts to be funny, which he totally sucks at. After 9/11, Dan died.

Thus, that's the reason why the photos of Osama's death were never released.

History
Dan is known for not knowing shit.

Abilities
Not knowing shit.
 * and things

Trivia

 * Dan doesn't care about your problems. Cus he ain't about that life.


 * Dan is the handsomest guy on the Wiki.
 * Dan swears... a lot. I kiss my mother with that mouth.
 * Dan doesn't understand the difference between the human neck and throat. Doesn't matter. If the diddly fits we ain't havin anger fits.


 * Dan is a person. Not only a person, but a human. I'd also like to thank, not only God, but Jesus.


 * If you dare edit this post, Dan will be happy :)